WHEN I DAYDREAM
Oh hell no, I did NOT leave the south side for...
Every guy working out at the West Village Equinox.
WHEN I CANT FIND MY FRIEND IN THE BAR
I want my first marriage to be my only marriage.
hey i just met you and this is crazy but i hate your father 10 points from gryffindor
LaDainian Tomlinson just re-signed with the...
A really cute and fluffy husky sings with a little corgi. There are not enough chubby Huskys out there. Huskys are my favorite breed and mine would look like this cutie here if I have one
Next Week on Pretty Little Liars…
Really Pretty Girl: You know, for a group of people associated with multiple murders and civilian disappearances, we sure do have a lot of confidential conversations in a public girl's restroom.
Extremely Pretty Girl: …
Really Pretty Girl: And we talk really loudly, I'm surprised everyone doesn't kno—
Unbelievably Pretty Girl: Ahem!
Really Pretty Girl: I mean—red herring.
-all girls' cellphones ring simultaneously-
All Girls: -gasp-